Pick-up lines

August 2, 2007

The lab sucked today, i swear. My data are like the worst ever….so say goodbye to a well-deserved A for a grade. *waves* Gahd.

Too much heating and stuff made me feel that i had a FOUR HOUR exercise routine. Really, i felt so so so exhausted after and i barely had the strength to drive back home. T.T Boo.

Thank God, the next lab session would be a GROUP LAB WORK. Wooh! Hahaha Totally , less less hassle. Wee~

Geez, i so wish that there would be no classes tomorrow…..but, yeah ADMU is so so so KJ in times like these, so blah. HELLO PHILO AND CHEM. We shall meet again. Grrrr

The following is taken from Jr’s multiply.

Because i feel kinda sucky from an irrational and stupid pang of JEALOUSY and SUCKINESS ( if there is such as word ) this day, i wanted to post this, just because. I find it very amusing and funny. šŸ™‚

 

 

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

 

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

 

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!


4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
*** hinde, kasi lagi kita mamimiss..

 

5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

 

6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

 

7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

 

8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!


9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..

 

10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..

 

11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** type kasi kita.


12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
*** i can’t last a day without you!!

 

13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..

*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

 

 

 

14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..


15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you’re driving me crazy..

 

16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??

*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko..

 

17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
*** kundi ikaw..

 

18. I’m a bee..
*** can you be my honey??

 

19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko..

 

20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..

 

21. Tatay mo ba bumbero??
*** kase your hot!!!

 

22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

 

23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

 

24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..

 

25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo..

 

26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can’t smile without you..

 

27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh..

 

28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, & i can’t find my way out!!

 

29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..

 

30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!

 

31. Sana “T” na lang ako..
*** para i’m always right next to “U”

 

32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

 

33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…
*** bagay tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…

 

34. Ako ay isang exam…
*** kaya sagutin mo na ako…

 

35. Alam mo bang scientist ako??
*** at ikaw ang lab ko…

 

36. Mula ng minahal kita. Daig ko pa ang natrafic sa EDSA…
*** kasi I can’t move on…

37. Ako na ang magbabayad ng tuition mo…
*** basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin…

 

38. Ilang Newtons ang Vector Force mo?…
*** ang lakas kasi ng hatak mo sa puso ko…

 

39. Mag-empake ka, pupunta tayong Home for the Aged…
*** kasi i want to grow old with you.

 

40. San bangko maganda mag-deposito?
***** Kasi I’m saving all my love for you!

 

41. Excuse me, pwede ba magtanong? ..kung ddretsuhin ko ba ang daan na ito, tutuloy ba sa puso mo? ..

 

42. Nasan ka kagabi?
***** Bat wala ka sa panaginip ko?

 

43. Kulangot ka ba?
***** Kasi ur hard to get!

 

44. are you Moroccan?
**** ‘coz you’re mo-rockin my world!

 

45. San bangko maganda mag-deposito?
***** Kasi I’m saving all my love for you

 

46. guy lalapit sa girl sabay tingin sa tag ng shirt*
…ay kala ko Made In Heaven
47. can you take your clothes off? kahit isang beses lang…
gusto ko kasi malaman pano tinatago ng mga angels ang pakpak nila.

 

48. aanhin pa ang damo…
kung sayo palang may TAMA na!

 

 

 

49. Are you the square root of -1? Cos you’re too good to be real!

 

50. I’ve got my library card… ‘Cos I’m checking you out!

 

51. You’re like a cigarette vendor… You give me HOPE and MORE. šŸ˜€

 

52. I used to be a scalar… until YOU came along and gave me DIRECTION.

 

53, Miss, mayroon ka bang siomai? Cos I want to SIOMAI love for you!

54. Dagdagan mo na ng hopia! HOPIA love me backkk šŸ˜€

 

 

 

So yeah, kacornihan at its finest. But this made my day. hahahahahaha

 

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